I think I'm ever so slightly neurotic. No, really.
Also, the problem with me is that I have the attention span of a 5-year-old. A 5-year-old on a sugar high, to be precise. When I was a kid, I remember my folks trying very hard to explain the adverse effects of television to me in a way that would sound scientific, and therefore irrefutable to my interpretative abilities. They said that the quick changes or switches in images on television screens have a jarring effect on the brain, and that (I do not for the life of me know how) TV images find their way into your cranium and then proceed to play volleyball with the brain, hitting it in so many places that it loses its sharpness and becomes a blunted lump of mush. Whattaprettyimageno? Especially for a 5-year-old twerp on a sugar high.
Also, the problem with me is that I have the attention span of a 5-year-old. A 5-year-old on a sugar high, to be precise. When I was a kid, I remember my folks trying very hard to explain the adverse effects of television to me in a way that would sound scientific, and therefore irrefutable to my interpretative abilities. They said that the quick changes or switches in images on television screens have a jarring effect on the brain, and that (I do not for the life of me know how) TV images find their way into your cranium and then proceed to play volleyball with the brain, hitting it in so many places that it loses its sharpness and becomes a blunted lump of mush. Whattaprettyimageno? Especially for a 5-year-old twerp on a sugar high.
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Perhaps it's the over-consumption of the jarring images in question that have resulted in your now-you-see-it-now-you-don't attention span. Just a thought :)
Glad you're blogging again.
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